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Paige, Freshmen @ Coastal Carolina University. Marine Science major. Success, mermaids, tacos, easy living and peaceful vibes is how I live.

—Kindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey

moraniarty:

12exe:

shrineheart:

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

(Source: sailormerry, via tokyopoliceclubsandwich)

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